Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. 

That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

Featuring scents of sea grass and sandalwood, Midnight Swim smells like a moonlit cannonball, not the hot tub at Starlite Motel.

PRODUCT SPECS:

• 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
• Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
• Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
• Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
• Bonus: no loofah required
• Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
• Size: 17.5 oz.

*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

INGREDIENTS: WATER (AQUA), SODIUM LAURYL SULFATE, SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE, COCAMIDOPROPYL HYDROXYSULTAINE, GLYCERIN, ACRYLATES COPOLYMER, COCAMIDOPROPYL BETAINE, ETHYLHEXYLGLYCERIN, HYDRATED SILICA, POLYQUATERNIUM-7, SODIUM BENZOATE, SODIUM CHLORIDE, SODIUM HYDROXIDE, PHENOXYETHANOL, YELLOW 10, GREEN 5, ORANGE 4, RED 33, FRAGRANCE (PARFUM) -